Tap It In

“Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo.” – Happy Gilmore

At just 98 yards, Hole 2 is short, sweet, and deceptively simple—just like Happy said, you’ve only got to tap it in. This inviting Par 3 demands finesse over firepower, with a narrow, oval green framed by a subtle collar and tree-lined edges that punish anything offline. The straight, clean fairway offers a clear line from tee to pin, but distance control is everything. Tee boxes are positioned for a direct shot, making club selection critical. Stick a smooth wedge or short iron, and you’ll be rewarded with a real birdie opportunity—but push it, and you'll find yourself scrambling from the woods. Stay calm, trust your swing, and remember: just tap it in.

Panther's Pounce

At 275 yards, this short Par 4 is as cunning as its namesake. “Panther’s Pounce” tempts big hitters to leap at the green from the tee, but dense trees lining both sides of the fairway lie in wait for even the slightest misstep. Precision off the tee is crucial—whether laying up to the center cut or attacking the pin. Those who play it smart and wait for the right moment to strike can set themselves up for an easy birdie. But get too aggressive, and this hole will pounce on your scorecard in a hurry. Strategy and control are the keys to taming this Cabot-themed challenge.

Crossing Point

Hole 4 is a picturesque Par 3 that puts club selection and mental focus to the test. At 150 yards, this hole requires a full carry over a wide water hazard that dominates the foreground, leaving no room for error or second guesses. The green is moderately sized with subtle undulations, protected by a slight slope on the left and a run-off area to the right. With trees lining both sides, there’s little margin for directional error. Players who trust their swing and commit to the shot can walk away with a rewarding birdie, but hesitation may lead to a splash and a costly penalty. Precision and confidence make all the difference at “Crossing Point.”

Tin Cup's Temptation

Hole 5 is a thrilling Par 4 that dares players to flirt with disaster in pursuit of glory—much like Roy McAvoy in Tin Cup. At just 320 yards, it offers the illusion of a simple birdie opportunity, but dense trees tightly frame the fairway from tee to green, making precision off the tee absolutely critical. The smart play is a controlled shot favoring the left side to set up a straightforward approach into the elongated, well-guarded green. But for those tempted to go big, the reward is high—and so is the risk. A miscue can lead to punch-outs from the woods or scrambling for bogey. This hole is a classic test of ego versus discipline, where bold swings and cinematic collapses are both in play. Just remember: laying up isn’t always the coward’s way—it might just save your round.

No Respect

"I don't get no respect. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!" – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

At just 80 yards, this seemingly simple Par 3 looks like a chance to catch your breath—but don’t let it fool you. “No Respect” lives up to its name, dishing out quiet punishment to anyone who takes it lightly. The tee shot plays slightly uphill to a subtly elevated green with hidden slopes that love to reject anything not hit with precision. While the fairway is wide and the distance short, misjudged spin or club selection can turn a birdie opportunity into a frustrating bogey. Trees line the sides like hecklers in the gallery, mostly out of play but quick to mock a careless swing. Like Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) himself, this hole demands attention, respect, and just the right amount of swagger to conquer.

Red Devil's Elbow

Hole 7 is a demanding Par 5 that stretches 429 yards and winds with a dramatic leftward dogleg through a tight corridor of trees. Named in tribute to the former mascot of Jacksonville High School, the Red Devils, this hole embodies the fiery tenacity and bold spirit of its namesake. Precision off the tee is critical, as the fairway bends early and narrows quickly, punishing any shot that leaks right into the woods. Players who shape their drive with a controlled draw can gain favorable position, but aggressive lines must carry the corner with confidence. The second shot presents a choice: lay up to the bend for a safer approach or attempt a bold play up the narrowing chute to set up eagle chances. The green sits tucked against the left edge, sloping gently from back to front, and demands a well-placed third shot to hold. “Red Devil’s Elbow” is a tribute to tradition and a challenge worthy of its legacy—testing course management, shot shaping, and nerve.

Greenlight

Hole 8 is a welcoming Par 3 that invites players to take dead aim. Playing just 120 yards from the back tees, this hole is all about dialing in your short irons. The green is generously sized with a slight back-to-front tilt, framed by tall trees that offer a clear but visually narrow window. A smooth swing with a wedge or short iron can yield birdie chances, especially with the wide landing area and minimal hazards. Though the approach is straightforward, careless shots can still drift into the rough lining the green’s edges. This is a scoring hole—one to attack with confidence before facing tougher challenges ahead.

False Hope

At just 250 yards, “False Hope” tempts players with the promise of an easy birdie—or even an eagle—but often delivers a harsh dose of reality. This short par 4 leaves a narrow, tree-lined corridor that demands precision off the tee. Long hitters may be enticed to go for the green, but a slight miss can leave them buried in rough or blocked out entirely by the maintenance barn flanking the left side. The fairway narrows dramatically near the landing zone, and the elevated green is subtly contoured, making recovery shots difficult. Conservative players who opt for an iron or hybrid off the tee will be rewarded with a straightforward approach, but the illusion of simplicity makes restraint a rare virtue here. A smart play earns a par—greed may cost you much more.

Sniper’s Alley

Hole 10, known as Sniper’s Alley, is a 190-yard Par 3 that demands laser-like precision from tee to green. Flanked tightly by dense trees on both sides, this hole plays straight but punishes even minor errors. The fairway narrows visually from the tee, creating a chute-like effect that puts pressure on alignment and ball flight. The green is slightly elevated and well-protected—notably by a pond lurking just to the right and a band of thick rough wrapping around the right and back edges. The green itself is spacious enough to receive a long iron or hybrid, but slopes gently, making distance control crucial to set up a birdie putt. There’s little room for recovery if your aim is off. Success here relies on a confident, accurate strike—just like a sniper’s shot. Miss the target, and you're scrambling to save par.

The Slinger

Hole 11 is a strategic Par 4 measuring 267 yards, offering players a tempting scoring opportunity with risk built into every option. The fairway doglegs sharply left, framed by thick woods on both sides and a narrow landing zone that rewards smart shot placement. Long hitters may consider taking a bold line over the trees to chase the green, but a slight miss can quickly result in a lost ball or awkward lie.

The safer play is a controlled mid-iron or fairway wood to the bend, setting up a short approach to a gently sloped green nestled in a quiet grove. With trees encroaching on both the tee shot and approach, precision outweighs raw distance. This hole is all about shaping your shot and trusting your target—whether you lay up or go for it, commitment is key.

Play it with touch and smarts, and The Slinger can deliver a momentum-shifting birdie. Misfire, and you'll struggle.

Caddy's Delight

A playful nod to Caddyshack, "Caddy’s Delight" is a lighthearted Par 3 that invites players to swing freely and channel their inner Danny Noonan. At just 138 yards, this hole offers a straight, unobstructed path to a generous green framed by tall trees, creating a classic, picturesque setting. The tee shot calls more for finesse than firepower, making it a favorite for players of all skill levels. With minimal hazards and a welcoming layout, it’s a great chance to card a birdie—or at the very least, feel like a hero for a hole. A confident swing here is sure to earn a smile, and maybe even a quote or two from your favorite golf movie.

Bear Claw Bend

Hole 13 is a scenic and challenging Par 4 that embodies the spirit of the UCA Bears—resilient, strategic, and strong under pressure. The hole curves gently through a tunnel of mature trees, demanding precision from the tee. With the fairway narrowing quickly, anything too far left or right risks getting swallowed by the woods. A solid drive earns a clean look at the green, but the approach—often a mid-to-short iron—must navigate a tight landing area guarded by subtle slopes and rough. Like a true Bear navigating its terrain, success here comes from staying sharp, disciplined, and committed from start to finish.

The Short Fuse

Hole 14 is a picturesque 150-yard par 3 that offers a welcome breather in the middle of the round. Framed by dense trees on both sides, the hole plays straight with a slightly elevated, oval green that’s generous in size and receptive to well-struck shots. Tee boxes are aligned for a direct look at the flag, making this an ideal opportunity for players to attack with a short to mid iron. The green slopes gently from back to front, rewarding shots that land soft and spin back. While the hole is rated as easy, complacency can lead to trouble in the form of tree-line deflections or tricky chip shots from the rough. Dial in your distance and swing with confidence—this is a prime birdie chance before the course turns up the heat again.

Chubbs' Corner

This short par 4 is all about touch, not just power—exactly what Chubbs would’ve wanted. At 248 yards, Hole 15 tempts big hitters to grip it and rip it, but this sharp dogleg left is no place for reckless swings. With trees tightly lining both sides and the fairway curling like a gator’s grin, the smart play is a controlled layup to the bend, leaving a short iron or wedge into a generous green. Those feeling brave—channeling Happy’s hockey-slap roots—can try to drive the green, but an offline shot may end up “just taunting ya” from the woods. Whether you play it safe or go for glory, remember: it’s all in the hips.

Sherwood Run

Hole 16 channels the spirit of Sherwood Forest and pays homage to its real-world counterpart—Sherwood, Arkansas—just down the road. This 431-yard Par 5 winds through towering trees that stand like legendary sentinels, evoking the tales of Robin Hood and his band of outlaws.

From the tee, players face a narrow, winding fairway reminiscent of secret woodland paths, where a well-placed drive down the center is essential. Stray too far, and you'll find yourself tangled in the thick, unforgiving woods—much like the Sheriff’s men lying in ambush.

The second shot demands accuracy as the fairway tightens near an elevated green, framed by natural slopes and dense greenery. It’s a hole for the brave and the clever—those who dare to cut the corner and those who plot a patient course alike. Just like its namesake city, "Sherwood Run" celebrates boldness, strategy, and a little bit of legend in every swing.

Eye of the Tiger

Hole 17, aptly named "Eye of the Tiger," is a 155-yard Par 3 that captures the spirit of grit and determination inspired by Rocky Balboa’s iconic training anthem. The tee shot stares down a shimmering water hazard that slices across the fairway like the tension before a title fight. Framed by towering trees, the narrow path to the green demands focus and fearless execution, much like stepping into the ring against a formidable opponent.

Precision off the tee is critical; a well-struck iron must clear the hazard and land softly on the generous but subtly sloping green. Miss it left, and you’re tangled in rough—miss it right, and you’re fighting your way out of the trees. Just like Rocky’s unyielding drive, conquering this hole requires heart, confidence, and the willingness to go the distance. Line up your shot, channel that fighter's spirit, and keep your eye on the target.

Grand Finale

"Hole 18 is a triumphant closing act—an inspiring Par 5 that calls to mind the boldness of Palmer, the precision of Hogan, and the flair of Jack Nicklaus. A gently arcing creek, like a signature at the bottom of a masterpiece, guards the tee and flanks the fairway's right edge, demanding both courage and control. For those chasing glory, the green is a tantalizing prize within reach in two—but it stands narrow and vigilant, like the greats who once walked the fairways in pursuit of legacy. Whether you choose power or prudence, this final test is a salute to the champions of yesterday and the legends still to come. A birdie here doesn’t just finish your round—it finishes your story."